Blackjack Love

Last August 7 Pat Haley, a reporter from Detroit’s underground newspaper The Fifth Estate, threw a shaving cream pie in the Guru Maharaj Ji’s face. “I always wanted to throw a pie in God’s face,” Haley joked afterward. A week later Haley was beaten to within an inch of his life.

Two men, one an older Indian and the other a young American, tried to talk to Haley several days after he threw the pie. They told him they wanted to “expose” Guru Maharaj Ji as a fraud. The older man claimed he had traveled all the way from India for that purpose. To track down the story, and ignoring the warnings of his friends not to accompany the men alone, Haley led them to his apartment. “For forty-five minutes or so they told me what a great thing I had done, that the guru was evil, and that they would show me the hypnotic techniques he employs so that I could tell the world,” he recalls. “Then the older man told me to close my eyes, which I did, while he walked behind me. I heard the sound of metal scraping metal, and I thought it must be some kind of flashlight they used to produce their divine light or something. Then I saw the light all right—and lots of stars. I didn’t realize what was going on till I heard my blood splatter on the wall.” He screamed, the men fled. Luckily friends were close by and managed to get him to a hospital. He had received six skull lacerations and contusions; for the rest of his life Haley will have a plastic plate over his cerebrum where the skull bone was shattered.

His friends had seen the car in which the two men drove off and had already copied the license plate number. By the time the car was traced to the Detroit Divine Light Mission, the two were in the DLM’s Chicago ashram. The DLM national headquarters in Denver released a statement to the press which read in part:

The Guru immediately requested that the Divine Light Mission conduct a full investigation…. As a result of this investigation the assailants were located, confessed their part in the incident, and offered to turn themselves in. The local authorities were immediately notified and the suspected assailants are now being held in protective custody. The young Guru…extends his regards to Pat Haley’s family and friends with the assurance that the Divine Light Mission wishes to help in whatever way possible to see that the persons responsible are brought to justice.

The men were identified as twenty-five-year-old Richard Fletcher and fifty-five-year-old Juteswar Misra. All attempts to find out more about them were rebuffed by the DLM’s national leaders, one of whom told The Fifth Estate, “You’re just trying to destroy our organization—I don’t have to tell you anything.” A felony warrant, which as of this writing is still in effect, was issued in Detroit against the two men,…

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