Volume 34, Number 13 · August 13, 1987

True Colors

By Woody Allen

Let us just say that a very rich man has purchased all the films ever made in Hollywood. He calls together his staff and says, 'Take all the black and white ones and turn them into color using our new computer.' The technicians get right to work implementing this because they are used to following orders.



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