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PARIS—MARAIS. Renovated 17th-century, tri-level, top-floor, courtyard apartment. Central, quiet, exposed beams, hardwood floors, fireplace, fully equipped. Nonsmokers. Week/Month. (206) 723-6538; www.acrossthewater.net.
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ATHENS GREECE, Filothey neighborhood, stunning family house (400m2, 4bd, 4ba, 2 kitchens) with reception areas (incl. patio w/ opening roof system) and large garden, designed by famous architect Nikos Xatzimichalis to be rented for two or three years. 4,500 Euros pm. For inquiries, Email: email@example.com, Tel. (+30) 693-240-0632 & 1-646-785-3901.
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