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PARIS GUEST ROOM for rent! Bright, cheery, in the Marais. 1 week min./ $500. Text: (609) 933-6382.
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A WOMAN PASSIONATE ABOUT NATURE. Kind writer and artist, 70, pretty, slim, affectionate, San Francisco Bay Area. I love living in the country and writing books. My friends say I’m authentic and funny and they feel accepted by me, and my past partners have told me I’ve brought them a sense of peace. I’m independent, fit, communicative, intuitive, self aware (mostly), and I love meditation, hiking, bird-watching, and anything outdoors. Seeks kind, conscious man who loves nature. NYR Box 67925.
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