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PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9TH arr.), Fiber+, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th fl. elevator. www.parisflat4u.com. Tel: (415) 922-8888.

ST GERMAIN CHARMING last floor, agreeably furnished, view, elevator, max 3 people. nicusit3@gmail.com.

PARIS—MARAIS. Renovated 17th-century, tri-level, topfloor, courtyard apartment. Central, quiet, exposed beams, hardwood floors, fireplace, fully equipped. Nonsmokers. Week/Month. (206) 723-6538; www.acrossthewater.net.

 
Vacation Rental

YELLOWSTONE IN WINTER: 3 BR 2 1/2 BA w/full kitchen, TV, Wi–Fi, and spa. Near NE entrance. Enjoy the winter wildlife! Contact jtsupkeepservices@gmail.com.

 
Personals

YOUTHFUL, MOSTLY ASIAN GRANDMOTHER, enjoying second career, seeks kind, self-supporting single man, 60– 70, in NYC area to share life interests and deep connections beyond Corona. ritodlomajonma108@gmail.com.

BRILLIANT AUTEUR OF MODEST MEANS seeks affectionate patron to support her ongoing visionary film practice. Gentlemen preferred. querelle1988@hotmail.com.

DATING FOR BOOK LOVERS. Find a date that loves books. Join free. www.booklovers.dating.

MAN, MID-50s, LONDON. Xenophile—including of that other country, the past. Passionate about Ancient Greece, Rome, philosophy, entrepreneurship, sushi, shibari, Venice, the 18c, painting, Chekhov, Proust, short stories, wine, food, and more. WLTM intelligent, kind, curious, funny, sexy woman. eyquem3392@gmail.com.

BRILLIANT, FUN, RETIRED PROFESSIONAL! I love dancing and NYC. Seeking like-minded gentleman. rose2020violet@gmail.com.

NEW YORK CITY ATTORNEY, well read and well traveled, vigorous, eclectic, good listener. But life is more. Seeks woman to share the adventure. Femmes francophones appréciées. NYR Box 68070.

CREATIVE NYC WOMAN, worldly, loving, energetic seeks successful, curious man (50–65) to explore together. tinchase45@gmail.com.

PANSEXUAL, ANARCHIST ASIAN FEMME seeks partner in crime during biocrisis. Me: 27yo, suffering from quarantine malaise, barely poeting, but still facetious. Interested applicants should be a wry & intersectionalist bad MFer. wulfish.01@gmail.com.

SWM. MID-EIGHTIES. MULTILINGUAL. Practicing trial lawyer. Seeks Ann Arbor/Detroit, remote companion to talk books, movies, music, and politics. rgoodman@goodmankalahar.com.

WIDOWED MARGRAVINE SEEKS respite from coterie of sycophants. Enclose your most prurient poem. lasciviousmargravine@gmail.com.

 
Personal Services

EXCELLENT MASSAGE by Eva. . . . Incall & Outcall. Foreveryounghappy85@gmail.com

 
Advice Service

LOOKING FOR THE UNFILTERED TRUTH? Send Mai your questions about your relationships at home, school, work, and more at mai.theunfilteredtruth@gmail.com.

 
Books

LET’S NOT CEDE PATRIOTISM TO THE RIGHT WING. IT CAN BE LOVE OF COUNTRY WITHOUT HATRED. FOR HOW, READ AMITAI ETZIONI’S RECLAIMING PATRIOTISM. Available for download without charge at icps.gwu.edu.

FROM A GORILLAGRAM IN NEW ZEALAND to World Peace. Mr. Zootherapy tells all: IamNottheMessiah.com.

 
Composition

A CHARISMATIC, AGING FRENCH rock star will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover, or your pet in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). US$200. Contact: lodbrogsagent@gmail.com; imrelodbrog.com.

 
Educational

TIRED OF CLUELESS EDUCATIONISTS? Visit “Education Fads versus Individual Rights” on the Web.

 
Furniture Wanted

Miscellaneous

PHILANTHROPIC FUNDING SOUGHT, for pursuing ideas and strategies, that I believe, in aggregate, represent our best hope for saving the planet. www.ecoideaman.com.

 
Gourmet

NEED BETTER FOCUS? This matcha drinks more like wine than tea. 20% off, code NYBOOKS. www.breakawaymatcha.com.

 
Writer’s Services

CONVERTING YOUR DOCTORAL THESIS for publication? Skilled developmental editor, reasonable rates. phdtobook.com, andrew.rewriting@gmail.com.

NEED A GHOST? I’m a well-published biographer & author who’s successfully ghostwritten memoirs & other nonfiction books. Would love to help with yours! chrysanthemuse@gmail.com.

FREE 50-PAGE MEMOIR GUIDE. otteson@aol.com; 507-649-3803; www.memoir-edit.com.

GETTING PUBLISHED IN A LITERARY JOURNAL IS HARD. We can help. www.submititnow.com.

INFO PROFESSIONAL, PH.D., SEARCHES for the info you need. In all European languages, including Russian. knowledge_is@power.ms.

TIME TO WRITE YOUR MEMOIR? Ghostwriting by New York Times best-selling author-biographer. (917) 673-6341. www.jackieaseditor.com.

 
Therapeutic Services

POSTURE-RELATED PAIN? Is it worse since you began working from home? Alexander Technique lessons can help. Try a free introductory lesson. www.betterATbeing.com.

 
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