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BROOKLYN HEIGHTS spacious upper duplex in landmark neighborhood available 4/21. 5 BR, 2B, dinette, yard use. Family/couples. $5,000/month. Top job/financial references. lsalzman9@gmail.com.

 
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PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9TH ARR.), Fiber+, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th fl. elevator. www.parisflat4u.com. Tel: (415) 922-8888.

 
Personals

MID-THIRTIES PROFESSIONAL (tall, slim, writerly, and a little shy) seeks thoughtful woman for books, films, swimming, art galleries, and new places. Based in Adelaide. E-mail keenreaderadelaide@gmail.com.

AFTER TIME IN THE DESERT, she decides there’s more power in the outstretched hand than in the inner citadel. She’s ready. She’ll seek love.” Female writer & visionary, 34, Brooklyn, seeks male partner: Loveisanaction@tutanota.com.

NEW HAVEN PEDIATRICIAN oozing toward retirement ISO NYC (or other) kids’ doc who lusts after a better QOL. Me: active but aging academically related doc; one foot in hard science, the other in squishy psychosocial reality. You: dreaming of relaxed warm work environment, quality care, adequate time, professional autonomy. Cons: 65 miles to Zabar’s. Pros: only 65 miles to Zabar’s; great community; wonderful families (and so much more!). West Rock Pediatrics, sydney.spiesel@yale.edu.

SAF LOOKING FOR A FLIRTY PARRY to disprove her theory connecting Hilbert’s Grand Hotel and the rules of attraction. Willingness to solve life’s paradoxes, wry wit, and a love of negronis are important. Gentlemen preferred. cizuka.seki@gmail.com.

PAIR OF UNREPENTANT QUEERS (one pansexual Asian punk femme & one curly-haired nonbinary flâneur) found love in these pages. Seeking COVID-negative company to complete the hat trick; be enlightening, generous, flexible, spirited. wulfandcub@gmail.com.

HOPING TO BRIGHTEN 2021 by getting to know a kind, smart, active Jewish man, 70–80 years old with a sense of humor and healthy lifestyle. I am a family-oriented, semiretired female MD. I have broad cultural interests, love nature and travel, and have a zest for life. nyoptimist2021@ gmail.com.

HITCH MY WAGON TO A STAR—Looking for a bright sophisticated senior stargazer! CStein3981@aol.com.

LOS ANGELES MAN, 77, no children, is ready to get married.
Let’s talk. NYR Box 68405.

MALE MOUNTAIN LOVER seeks intellectual conversations with any age female. mountainman2118@hotmail.com.

NEW YORK CITY ATTORNEY, well read and well traveled, vigorous, eclectic, good listener. But life is more. Seeks woman to share the adventure. Femmes francophones appréciées. NYR Box 68070.

WIDOWED MARGRAVINE seeks respite from coterie of sycophants. Enclose your most prurient poem. lasciviousmargravine@gmail.com.

 
Personal Services

DATING FOR BOOK LOVERS. Find a date that loves books. Join free. www.booklovers.dating.

DATE SMART. Join the introduction network for single graduates and faculty of the Ivies, Stanford, and other excellent schools. www.rightstuffdating.com.

DYNAMIC, WELL-RESPECTED, NY-BASED FIRM is seeking eligible single men 30s–70s for introductions to our lovely/accomplished/attractive clients in New York and beyond! We have experienced and unprecedented demand for private, vetted introductions to those wishing to share their lives. You are accomplished, successful, and eligible, financially and emotionally secure, living your best life! Confidentiality assured. Sandy@therighttimeconsultants.com; 212-627-0121; www.therighttimeconsultants.com.

EXCELLENT MASSAGE BY EVA. . . . Incall & Outcall. Foreveryounghappy85@gmail.com.

 
Advice Service

LOOKING FOR THE UNFILTERED TRUTH? Send Mai your questions about your relationships at home, school, work, and more at mai.theunfilteredtruth@gmail.com.

 
Educational

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Miscellaneous

PHILANTHROPIC FUNDING sought for pursuing ideas and strategies that, in aggregate, may represent our best hope for saving the planet. www.ecoideaman.com.

 
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Composition

A CHARISMATIC, AGING FRENCH ROCK STAR will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover, or your pet in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). US$200. Contact: lodbrogsagent@gmail.com; imrelodbrog.com.

 
Books
 
Writer’s Services

I EDIT FICTION, NONFICTION, memoir, and poetry manuscripts. Sixty books I edited have been published in the last eight years. Free consultation. www.wyncooper.com; wyncooper@gmail.com.

PARIS PRESS FORMER DIRECTOR PROVIDES manuscript consultations and coaching. Writing through Nature and Art Poetry Workshops and Retreats welcome new and experienced poets/writers. www.janfreeman.net, janfreemaneditorial@gmail.com.

TIME TO WRITE YOUR MEMOIR? Ghostwriting by New York Times best-selling author-biographer. (917) 673-6341; www.jackieaseditor.com.

 
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