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PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9TH ARR.), Fiber+, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th fl. elevator. www.parisflat4u.com. Tel: (415) 922-8888.

 ST GERMAIN charming last floor, agreeably furnished, view, elevator, max 3 people. nicusit3@gmail.com.

PARIS—MARAIS. Renovated 17th-century, tri-level, topfloor, courtyard apartment. Central, quiet, exposed beams, hardwood floors, fireplace, fully equipped. Nonsmokers. Week/Month. (206) 723-6538; www.acrossthewater.net.

 
Vacation Rental

YELLOWSTONE IN WINTER: 3 BR 2 1/2 BA w/full kitchen, TV, Wi–Fi, and spa. Near NE entrance. Enjoy the winter wildlife! Contact jtsupkeepservices@gmail.com.

 
Personals

I’M AN ACTIVE 69-YEAR-OLD GUY. I’ve been married to a very special lady for 30 years. Sadly, the center of my relationship is now taking care of her as she slides into a childlike dementia. Now I’m seeking conversation and warmth and companionship that I am missing in my home life. Hoping to find someone to be close with, and have fun with. NYR Box 68390.

ARTICULATE 32yo creative man seeks woman over 60 for May–December LTR. sprivard@gmail.com.

LATE IN LIFE I FOUND THE FEMME INSIDE. Rocky shores, violin concertos, Jugendstil, Chaucer, chess—a man to enjoy my girlish delights. Northern California. lydiamalraux@gmail.com.

BRILLIANT, FUN, RETIRED PROFESSIONAL! I love dancing and NYC. Seeking like-minded gentleman. rose2020violet@gmail.com.

SEEKING A COURAGEOUS MALE COMPANION (66–77) in the time of Covid-19 for a pretty professional Black woman, same or different ethnicity. Music lover, walker, hiker, social justice. rvrsidedrv@gmail.com.

ACTIVE WOMAN (MID-70s), retired physician, near Twin Cities. Aspires to share healthy lifestyle, love of nature, books, and travel w/ kind, secure man of similar age who’s intellectually curious, altruistic, optimistic, emotionally reflective, and who knows deep joy and values quiet times. okate0504@gmail.com.

MWM ERROR THEORIST still looking for compatible F to help figure out what’s important. Cambridge area. tlph644@gmail.com.

RIDING OUT THE STORM AND BEYOND: New York smart, tough, loving, resourceful woman, 74, seeks equal male partner. NYC area. NYR Box 68385.

NEW YORK CITY ATTORNEY, well read and well traveled, vigorous, eclectic, good listener. But life is more. Seeks woman to share the adventure. Femmes francophones appréciées. NYR Box 68070.

SCARBOROUGH MAINE. Single father, 46, with a brilliant beautiful annoying son; also a brilliant beautiful annoying dog. The boy, the dog, cocktails, moral philosophy, and love of outdoors are really important. Everything else is negotiable. admin@theessenceofwater.com.

BEAUTIFUL, BRIGHT, 30-SOMETHING IN BOSTON with bright eyes and kind disposition seeks intelligent, easygoing gentleman aged 30s–40s for love, laughter, and lasting relationship. Reply with bio/photo in confidence: Phoebe@SEIClub.com.

TATTOOED, PIERCED, UNDERCUT-HAVING, leather jacket–clad, pansexual East Asian femme seeks whiskeydrinking, artifice-touting, anti-authoritarian aesthete to while the hours away with. Accepting applications for both virtue & sin. wulfish.01@gmail.com.

WIDOWED MARGRAVINE SEEKS RESPITE from coterie of sycophants. Enclose your most prurient poem. lasciviousmargravine@gmail.com.

YOUTHFUL, MOSTLY ASIAN GRANDMOTHER, enjoying second career, seeks kind, self-supporting single man, 60– 70, in NYC area to share life interests and deep connections beyond corona. ritodlomajonma108@gmail.com.

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Advice Service

LOOKING FOR THE UNFILTERED TRUTH? Send Mai your questions about your relationships at home, school, work, and more at mai.theunfilteredtruth@gmail.com.

 
Books

A CONVERSATION WITH CORPORAL NYM, on sale now! Amazon.com & more. 75th Anniversary of WW2! R. Wagner; Shakespeare; Lang; and more!

FROM A GORILLAGRAM IN NEW ZEALAND to World Peace. Mr. Zootherapy tells all: IamNottheMessiah.com.

PTSD in the time of COVID? The Trauma Tool Kit alleviates suffering. Wisdom, Attachment and Love in Trauma Therapy helps the healers. Awaken the healer in you now with Susan Pease Banitt, LCSW. www.suepeasebanitt.com.

 
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Writer’s Services

I EDIT FICTION, NONFICTION, MEMOIR, and poetry manuscripts. Sixty books I edited have been published in the last eight years. Free consultation. www.wyncooper.com; wyncooper@gmail.com.

FORMER PARIS PRESS DIRECTOR provides manuscript consultations, coaching, and generative Writing through Art retreats and workshops. Open your creative expression, perception, and imagination. www.janfreeman.net, janfreemaneditorial@gmail.com.

NEED A GHOST? I’m a well-published biographer & author who’s successfully ghostwritten memoirs & other nonfiction books. Would love to help with yours! chrysanthemuse@gmail.com.

TIME TO WRITE YOUR MEMOIR? Ghostwriting by New York Times best-selling author-biographer. (917) 673-6341. www.jackieaseditor.com.

 
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Educational

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Miscellaneous

PHILANTHROPIC FUNDING SOUGHT, for pursuing ideas and strategies, that I believe, in aggregate, represent our best hope for saving the planet. www.ecoideaman.com.

 
Therapeutic Services

POSTURE-RELATED PAIN? Is it worse since you began working from home? Alexander Technique lessons can help. Try a free introductory lesson. www.betterATbeing.com.

 
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