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FED UP WITH TRUMP? Buy my tranquil Irish stone cottage overlooking Dunmanus Bay. drishanefarmhouse@gmail.com.

LUXURY HOME IN MICHOACÁN, MEXICO 3,200 sq ft (completed in 2012, never occupied) 15 minutes outside Patzcuaro overlooking the lake and Erongaricuaro, a small, quiet town. This secure two-story home has tile floors, kitchen with new appliances and decorative tile, tankless water heater, pantry, large dining room, spacious living room overlooking the town, a half bath, and a room for a study or office overlooking space for an enclosed garden. The second story has two large guest bedrooms with a shared bath and a master suite with chimenea, private balcony, and master bath with spa tub and shower with decorative tile. The floor above offers lake and town views with ample space for a roof garden. An enclosed garage is adjacent to the pantry. Space is provided for a dumbwaiter between first and second floors. Price: $155,000 US. View the house at http://housespatzcuaro.com/listing-no–6q. Contact the owner at kstaples@austin.rr.com or (512) 467-8012 or the realtors in Mexico at propertyfornow@hotmail.com or at the cell in Mexico: (434)116-1779.

SOUTH SHORE, NOVA SCOTIA Beautiful, rustic, year-round/summer, lake-front (150 ft. shoreline) home. Built 1995, immaculate, constructed to exacting standards with pine inside and out. 5 bedrooms (or 4 & study); 4 baths. Completely furnished and ready to move in. Air-conditioned, central heat, fire place. 3 acres, roof newly re-shingled. Three stories—main level open concept kitchen, dining room, living room; 600 sq. ft. wrap around deck; master bedroom with en-suite bath/corner Jacuzzi; 2nd bedroom/study; 2nd bath. Basement level—garage; work bench; generator; laundry area; and newly designed independent apartment with lg. living area, 2 bedrooms, & bath. Upper level – huge master bedroom, huge sitting room, bath, deck overlooking lake. CA$369,000. Contact Martin Dowse (902) 521-6176/pictures http://www.youronlineagents.com/remaxsouthshore/842-salmon-bay-drive-greenfield-greenfield-nova-scotia.

 

International Rentals

PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9th arr.), WiFi, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th floor, elevator. www.parisflat4u.com. Tel.: (415) 922-8888.

FRANCE, DORDOGNE—Privately sited, beautifully restored, 18th-century stone farmhouse. Antiques, modern amenities, saltwater pool. 28 bucolic acres of woods, meadow, orchards, stream. Charming nearby villages. Sleeps 4. Weekly. (212) 772-2030; judith@terrafilms.org; www.gaurenne.com.

FRANCE/ITALY border. Romantic, spacious garden flat. Breathtaking, uninterrupted Mediterranean views. 2/3 bedrooms. www.ilvalico.eu.

 

Real Estate

TANGLEWOOD 8 MILES AWAY; hilltop home in New York Berkshires, 7+ forested acres. Architect-designed; light-filled; mountain views over Queechy Lake to Hudson River and beyond. 3,100 sq.ft., open plan kitchen, DR, and LR; 3 BR & den; 2.5 baths; Sedgwick elevator; 2 WBFs. Screened porch and open deck; 2-car garage. Exceptional value for quality of build. $595,000. (413) 329-1162, Lisa@tkgre.com.

 

Exchanges

OXFORD GRADUATE WITH ONE-BED APARTMENT in Wilmington Square WC1 (Central London), within walking/cycling distance of British Museum, British Library etc wishes to exchange for similar, within walking/cycling distance of Columbia, NYC for the US academic year 2017-18. Please contact: George Grylls gryllsmail@gmail.com.

 

Personal Services

DANIELLE’S LIP SERVICE. Ebony beauty, adult phone sex, and web cam. (773) 935-4995. www.DaniellesLipService.com.

UNIQUE EROTIC THERAPY. Extraordinary Touch. Unforgettable. Discreet; private. West Village, NYC. By appointment only. (212) 645-4995. www.zeusdarlins.com.

 

Personals

NYC MATCHMAKING SERVICE is offering complimentary memberships to men. Meet attractive, accomplished individuals who are interested in long-term, substantive companionship. (212) 877-5151; fay@meaningfulconnections.com.

ELEGANT, EDUCATED Manhattan Lady, into arts, opera, and Chaplinseeking enthusiastic gentleman (60s—70s). CStein3981@aol.com.

18 IN THE DARK. 5’7”, trim, white-haired cutie seeks active, kind, cultured playmate. Scenic downtown Yonkers. Artesianwells@optonline.net.

EDUCATED, FIT, presentable widower, mid-70s, lives close to D.C. Liberal politics, brought up Christian but it didn’t take. Loves museums, books, travel. Seeking brainy, fit woman 65-76 for affectionate relationship. Dunning24@aol.com.

LET’S BIVOUAC (AND FIGHT) through the Trump years together. I am: sexy, Ivy-educated 40-something of independent means and a putatively glamorous career, most often praised by others for her wit, dresses, liquor tolerance, rapier perception, courage, and parallel parking skills. I do not want a baby, wedding ring, or your pension – but companionship, passion are nice. You are: under 60 (seriously), unattached (seriously), of sound body (mind optional), sidesplittingly funny, brilliant at one or two things, and willing to die on the hill for a few more. Got kids, pets? No problem. hopedripseternal@gmail.com.

BOSTON MWM LOOKING FOR F collaborator for informal investigation of mind-body problem, free will, and metaethics. Currently leaning towards materialism, compatibilism and skepticism, respectively. Some field work involved. mind-body-problem@outlook.com.

19TH. CY. WOMAN—lyrical, sensitive, aware—loves beauty and grace in all its many forms—seeks gentleman of honour and elegance, to share in the joys and pleasures of life. NYR Box 67955.

 

Arts

INTERVIEWS WITH ARTISTS AND WRITERS. Read our new essay on sculptor Robert Lobe. www.LanguageAndPhilosophy.com.

 

Books

 

BOOK SEARCH. Old, rare, and out-of-print books. Marsha J. Shapiro: (212) 595-4219; mshap10424@aol.com.

VIRGINIA PRIMITIVE. Two women, black/white; past/present. Sallie Reynolds. Amazon and Kindle.

“BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S” MEETS “MOMMIE DEAREST” in London, Athens, New York, and Memphis. www.defaulttogoodness.com.

SPLIT INFINITIES SHORT PLAYS FOR READERS. Short dialogues provide two voices (student actors or armchair travelers) with insights into the search for meaning and how to live a good life. Includes “Duets for Cezanne,” “Split Infinities (excerpts),” and “The True Trilogy.” Order on Amazon: Split Infinities plays.

PERFECT FOR FATHER’S DAY for the childless man in your life. “The Pater: My Father, My Judaism, My Childlessness,” by Elliot Jager (Amazon, Book Depository).

 

Community living

 

Furniture Wanted

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Services Available

MULTI-FACETED INTELLECTUAL COUPLE SEEKS CARETAKER POSITION. We are ready to cook, keep house, maintain, and generally free you to enjoy your life. We are well-traveled and experienced with high standards and ethics. Contact Joe Schmalzel. joeschmalzel@gmail.com; (504) 481-2123.

 

Travel

“WHEN I’M MESSING AROUND IN CARS, the world is apple pie,” tooted Toad mischievously. www.AirportRentals.com.

 

Miscellaneous

PLANETS LIKE EARTH don’t grow on trees; but we sure act like they do. www.ecoideaman.com.