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PARIS IDEAL SABBATICAL or purchase, furnished apt 800sqF well situated Parc Brassens Large ensuite bedroom, large living open kitchen, first floor on garden sunny, market 3x week, cinemas, Montparnasse nearby (Metro convention), bus lines. 2300€ Contact André firstname.lastname@example.org.
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TACOMA LADY, RETIRED newspaper journalist and author, 69, seeks Black Forest hiking partner, 50-70, Sept/Oct. Platonic or otherwise. NYR Box 67100.
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